David Beckham, please never put Harper Beckham down. Ever. Thanks.

No one would deny that David Beckham is the hottest man on the planet, would they? (You would? Please leave my blog now and never darken my URL again…)

That jawline. That stubble. The flicky hair. The twinkle in his eye. That squeaky voice (OK, you got me there, scrap that one.)

But there is one thing that makes David Beckham even hotter than hot. Hotter than a Peri Peri Chicken in Pitta from Nando’s. That thing is Harper Beckham. When David is snapped out with his one-year-old daughter Harper, it makes women’s wombs beat along with their hearts.

This has been a stellar week in the world of David & Harper. The pair have been seen out twice in a few days, in a series of uber-cute moments. Let’s just take a quiet few minutes to look and reflect…

Right, as you were, everyone…